Ok, so the title is an oxymoron. Your Mom is an oxymoron.
All right, can we just get along here? Well, everyone likes Mac and Cheese!
Let’s begin with the macaroni. Cook and drain. Put it back in the pan with some butter and Laughing Cow Creamy Swiss Cheese. The cheese won’t melt so easily, smush it against the side of the pan, then stir it into the noodles.